Monday, June 22, 2009

Mundane Mondays

We tried Mystical Mondays, Money Mondays, Maverick Mondays and any other Monday you can think of, and the best we could come up with was mundane.

Because Mondays just sit there like a rock in a shoe. Nothing ever good happens on a Monday. The only exciting thing about Mondays are all the stories you tell that happened over the weekend.

Sundays get brunches and lazy afternoons, Saturday are forbeaches and parks and barbecues. Even Fridays get dinner and a movie.

But Mondays?

The Archduke, Franz Ferdinand was assassinated on a Monday, launching World War One. Mondays are for mayhem. There's a reason there's a Good Friday, a Fat Tuesday and a Black Monday. And for the record, kids, don't use me as a reference for your term paper, I looked it up, and it was a Sunday. But you can bet your butt, they were talking about it on Monday.

5 comments:

Meekiyu said...

lolol that's so true... Monday is a rock... the bit about arch duke is pretty funny tooo... yep bet they were all talking about it on Monday. =D

Kallia said...

ME TOO!!!

Anyway, where have you been? I've missed your chatter. *sniff*

Magic Hands said...

I miss everybody too! I can’t get to the Dish from work right now, so I just chatter to myself. Kind of sad, in an obnoxious talkative way.

markjoy said...

I look forward to reading your blog, it always gives a good chuckle. Or snortle. Or giggle.

Tracy said...

I am late on my reading because we were out of town with no pc activity but I can confirm this.
It is Monday now after midnight, and I should go to bed! I have to be up for a crown and possible root canal in the morning. See ... Monday BLOWS. ;)

 

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