Crazies Among Us, Entry Too
One of the employees at my Hubby's former workplace left the floor to take a bathroom break during a busy production run. An hour and a bit later, the foreman went looking for "Ben", thinking he was avoiding work like his usual lazy self.
The foreman knew he'd found Ben when he spotted a piece of toilet paper wiggling beneath the bathroom door.
As it happened, the door handle had broken, locking Ben in- his screams drowned out by machinery. Production stopped, and everyone gathered in front of the door. A mechanic ran to get a drill to remove the broken handle, but Ben sobbed uncontrollably, convinced he'd met his fate there in the employee loo.
The crew burst into laughter, as Ben passed under the door, one square at a time, his Last Will and Testament written on toilet paper.
A couple of hours later he emerged unscathed, but never lived down his TP will.
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Speaking of Crazies and toilet paper...