Okay, fine, I'm back.
I spent most of the summer in a pretty bleak state of mind, and nothing kills my creativity faster than depression. But I finally found something that was so effing ridiculous that I couldn't stay in a funk.
I was walking down the aisle at Walmart - yes, I know, they're reprehensible corporate bastards, but there are some things you can't buy elsewhere, not here in South Alabama.
Anyway, I was in Satan's Discount Den, looking for socks or bug spray or some damn thing, and I overheard the following snippet:
God strike me dead for laughing at some poor bastard who's about to be unemployed, but that's funny right there.
So I'm back.
I have more to say about work and mythology and soap and Walmart, but I don't wanna blow it all in one day. Stay tuned.
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If you're feeling down, check out that website people of walmart. It's hilarious. Makes me cheer up, also reminds me to dress appropriately when going out in public :)
lol! that was great!! oh how i miss you!! i couldn't stop laughing. can't wait to hear more fun updates!
"Satan's Discount Den" bwaahhaha
oh man, thank God in Heaven for you.
You make me laugh my head off.
And that there...is some funny funny....erm..for want of a better word...shit.
Is this really something you heard?
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