Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Another Thing That Irks Me

I suppose y'all thought that having no day job would cut down a bit on the things that got on my last nerve. Well, that puts you somewhere between "naive" and "entirely unfamiliar with my cranky existence".

OF COURSE things are annoying the crap out of me. Here's the one for today: people who list ingredients for products and include things like "love" and "good fortune" and "prayers" and other happy bullshit. Implying that their stuff is made with loving care and that everyone else's is made with .... lesser ingredients, certainly with inferior grades of karma.


Really? Because my products contain spite and malice. Actually, the body polish is full of loathing because it makes it much scrubbier. And my soap is made with ennui and angst, in alternating layers.


Tune in tomorrow, when I make bath bombs filled with formless dread and night sweats.

7 comments:

sisterofmagichands said...

So that's the secret to the body polish! It is super scrubby - keep up the bad work. And if you ever do make something with love, don't send me any.

Dreaming Tree Soapworks said...
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Dreaming Tree Soapworks said...

That is the funniest blog I have ever read. I am crying, literally. But I agree whole heartedly...at Dreaming Tree add pain and suffering to the soap, we feel it adds to the creaminess of the lather :P

Joanna said...

yeah, I don't want rainbows and unicorns in MY house, thank you!

FuturePrimitive said...

my chap loved this post. i hooted at it too. don't hold back now..keep em coming. loving it!

The Funk Soap Co. said...

Damn, no wonder I couldn't sleep the other night!

Sharon said...

best blog post in a long time made me laugh

 

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