OF COURSE things are annoying the crap out of me. Here's the one for today: people who list ingredients for products and include things like "love" and "good fortune" and "prayers" and other happy bullshit. Implying that their stuff is made with loving care and that everyone else's is made with .... lesser ingredients, certainly with inferior grades of karma.
Really? Because my products contain spite and malice. Actually, the body polish is full of loathing because it makes it much scrubbier. And my soap is made with ennui and angst, in alternating layers.
Tune in tomorrow, when I make bath bombs filled with formless dread and night sweats.
7 comments:
So that's the secret to the body polish! It is super scrubby - keep up the bad work. And if you ever do make something with love, don't send me any.
That is the funniest blog I have ever read. I am crying, literally. But I agree whole heartedly...at Dreaming Tree add pain and suffering to the soap, we feel it adds to the creaminess of the lather :P
yeah, I don't want rainbows and unicorns in MY house, thank you!
my chap loved this post. i hooted at it too. don't hold back now..keep em coming. loving it!
Damn, no wonder I couldn't sleep the other night!
best blog post in a long time made me laugh
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